About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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