can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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