You're my little dorito
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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