I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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