Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
