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It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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