i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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