If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
