There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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