No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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