So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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