Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I understand Curling. That high.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
