Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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