Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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