i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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