are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
