you guys were way drunker than both of me
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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