Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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