Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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