nut hugger
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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