The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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