their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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