Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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