He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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