Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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