i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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