Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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