ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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