belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
sarcasm needs its own font
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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