we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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