9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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