She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm always down for nudity.
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