It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
there is glitter all over my balls
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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