There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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