fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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