Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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