Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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