David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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