Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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