do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
