i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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