I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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