Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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