sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Of course I have a pirate flag
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
