Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
