these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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