it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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