I want to walk on stilts...naked
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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