Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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