I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
